INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just
"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"
"It’s mildly breezy outside."
Via Terribly Artistic
recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men
Parks and Recreation Alphabet → j
↳ JJ’s Diner
"Somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?"
Via Everything and Nothing more
This is literally the most exciting thing that I’ve ever seen.
Via Ab Imo Pectore
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
“When a man invades a woman’s body space without her invitation, touches, grabs, and gropes her without her consent, he violates her sovereignty of person. He evicts her from her own body. Our bodies are our first homes. If we are not safe in our bodies, we are always homeless.” —Shailja Patel